woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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