I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
We had to coat check the pizza.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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