Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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