i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
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I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
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well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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