Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
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