i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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