He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
It's just like the Real World with babies
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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