Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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