The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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