So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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