Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
