just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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