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I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
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By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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