Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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