I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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