you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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