oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
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At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
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I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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