my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
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Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
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Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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