is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
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Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
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Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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