these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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