that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
