real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
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