Me too!
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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