My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
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I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
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I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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