your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
