He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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