That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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