I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i think i have two assholes
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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