this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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