How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
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i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
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I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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