After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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