Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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