And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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