Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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