So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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