so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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