....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
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i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
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But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
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