ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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