On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
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My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
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The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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