we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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