Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
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