so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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