i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
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As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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