No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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