love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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