I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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