all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
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You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
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no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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