Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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