What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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