I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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