does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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