can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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